petard hoisting

republican designated scold
bobby jindal
no doubt being groomed to be vice president
to the bug-eyed
alaskan hick nightmare messiah

[seriously the most interesting thing about pelosi's 'right america'
film was the reminder of half of america's bug-fuck crazy fervor
for the bug-fuck crazy governor]

was quick to point out last night
that the spending in the stimulus bill
was like
asking 'our children for a
loan so we could spend money
we do not have on things we do not
need'

so what of the tax cuts you republicans are so
obsessed with

would they be like stealing from our children's
college savings
to give them their allowance

or do i misunderstand you

when i was a kid my parents had to raid my savings when both
our cars blew up at the same time
regardless of the fact that that wound up being
my beloved minivan which drove 220k miles
we needed a fucking car

in this case it's not even about the car
it's about the car maker

wait this is a bad analogy

never mind that's my entire point

maybe this is a time for discussion that's more
nuanced
than a simple faux-illustrative anecdote
but since that's all most of our country can
handle
careful where you point your analogies governor