weekend recap

let's do this by the numbers

11.4 miles walked on friday
5 players dribbled through by lionel messi in saturday night's match
100 mph winds
11 degrees celsius water waded into
3 bags of ham flavored potato chips purchased
2 times my bag was searched
1 time my hands were fondled by the tsa
1 beer enjoyed outside before noon on friday
13 hours of sleep amongst three nights
0 post offices located
4 postcards sheepishly mailed from the 'nard
1 englishman in a unitard and orange wig having his stag party at a football match
22 people on a 767 bizarrely scheduled from jfk to bos
7 times involuntarily moved by the wind
1 time i think i found my own stall speed
4 dunkin donuts' sighted
74 scooters tipped over
2 stamps in my passport that i got and suz didn't
5 traffic lights broken [not by suz]
1 famous landmark battered by wind and flying debris
282 photos [in progress]