a funny thing happened on the way back to boston

the plane was rolled back to the gate
the flight canceled shortly thereafter

trouble is i had another plane to catch this morning
it's actually in the air right now
i'm not on it

instead i called my roommate and my friend to arrange for the delivery of my passport
canceled two plane tickets and booked another
i got in a car
and drove from raleigh to orlando

i saw south of the border lit up at night
i saw a lot of things that said jesus
i saw that north carolina has as many tacky billboards as missouri

i saw some weird looking vehicles
[look on my flickr later i don't have time now]

i drank red bull
i rocked loud music thanks to a quick stop at the apple store
[this shit doesn't happen so easily without the iphone]
[he notes for the benefit of his favorite luddite]
found a 24-hour kinkos to print out his cruise ticket
confused the shit out of his credit card company

and i still beat the rest of my company to orlando

it's time for drinkins