short attention span, number 894

wasting time
putting off thinking about work
while waiting for the fedex
[or is it ups this morning]
guy to arrive

enjoy the twisted 'reasoning'
the fine citizens of sudbury
employ in opposing a new bicycle trail
here's a hint
jackasses
your property values will go down anyway
because nobody will be able to afford to commute from
friggin' sudbury

as i'm sure a lot of baseball fans are claiming these days
i've expected good things from the tampa bay devil rays
for a couple years now
they've always played the sox tough
and moreover tended to be a fun team to watch
at least when they weren't pitching
that said
while the cowbells do amplify the noise from a crowd that is still
paltry
they are just a little bit bush-league

watched the revs-galaxy game late last night
as the fireworks of a dozen towns rumbled in the dark
say what you will about him
but david beckham is really a joy to watch
countless perfectly placed
ideally weighted balls
thrown into dangerous places
directly onto the head of a player
who has no idea what to do with it
okay maybe that's harsh
it just seemed that way last night
or maybe it was because the revs had the dangerous players marked
the difference last night was that when nyassi or castro crossed the ball
la's defenders were caught flat-footed
it's got to eat at becks a little to see that there are plenty of
quality sides in the league
he's just not on one of them

my old car ate a small animal when i started him up yesterday
the animal seems to have destroyed the alternator belt
as a final act of protest
conveniently
i had a potential buyer coming to look at him tomorrow