monkeys

this morning had started off as bad as the past two dozen, as has become customary here, but it's little things like this that cheer me up immeasurably. That, and listening to 'Don't Stop Believin' by Journey. Monkeys and Steve Perry, i shit you not, are the key to happiness. well, today, at any rate.

"BERLIN -- An escaped circus monkey dropped into a pizzeria in a small German town and vandalized the ladies toilet even though the owner had tried to pacify the animal with salad and rolls."

Monkeys--is there anything they can't do?